emergency!

Melisa is unable to post on the east hall blog--and has been for a while. I'm not sure what to tell her, except that she can trust that she hasn't been banned from the blog or anything...

Anyone else having issues? Maybe THAT'S why nobody ever posts!?

Confessions Corner

With Barack Obama's bold admission to use of cocaine not really making any news headlines during this presidential campaign cycle, I believe it's time we all pre-emptively admit to our sins in order to confound the event that they come to light in a most inconvenient manner not of our own terms. With that in mind, I would like to hereby admit that I have never used cocaine. I have also never killed anyone, or committed adultry. I have, however, pretended to be a Teamster in order to recieve a free (Dunkin') donut and orange juice.