Happy Birthday Phil!

A little birdie hopped over and whispered in my ear that you're 23 today. Welcome to the club! And, incidentally, the birdie was that snooping, spying, reveal-all-your-personal-information Facebook. And, also incidentally, I would have remembered without its help. Therefore, you should sic that cute little kitten on said bird. And do something really fun tonight, okay? Maybe go bowling or something, ya know?