Phil, I was going to apologize for the glittery card that sent you to the emergency room, maybe even offer to reimburse you for the cost of the visit...then when I opened your Christmas card, I was overjoyed to see the same glittery greeting. I began to dance circles around the Christmas tree. All the while, glitter fell gently open my face and onto my retinas. I fell down taking the tree with me. Luckily Brett was there to take me to the emergency room. There is no need to contact Judge Judy. Now we are even.
I guess we have both learned a lesson this holiday season...
next time we prance underneath falling glitter, put on safety goggles first.