On two different occasions, I observed German tourists on their way to the Museum of Science and Industry riding the same bus I took home from school each day. One time, they were a couple and the woman had the smallest ass I've ever seen. MaryClair would agree. Anyways, I sat there imagining and preparing for entire conversations that might start if I simply asked where they were from or if they were going to the museum. But alas, I didn't take the plunge.