It's true, I was funny once. I said witty things like "Aren't these crumpets absolutely delicious, Mrs. Potts?" and people took great pleasure in said actions. Now I'm just a bitter old man, working a crappy low-paying maintenance job, wondering where the time went. I frown a lot and mumble grumpy things like, "What awful weather" as I stare down at my dirty, calloused hands. For cheeses' sake, look at the time and date of this post. Friday night, and in front of the computer. Can you say lame? Cause I sure can, and if you can't, you're a moron. Anyway, hope you all have a more lovely evening than I, and watch this link. I'm serious.

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