It's 2004. And that means only one thing...resolutions! I have never made any before, but this year I feel like I should for some strange reason. And so I share some with you, that you might hold me accountable.
- I will listen to more music, especially of the classical variety, especially right before bed.
- I will not become stressed out or complain about how busy I am.
- I will turn myself into a 'buff dawg.'
- I will seriously annoy all of my friends at some point (perhaps by not doing my chores until...oh wait, that already happens).


And so you all don't feel left out, I will also attempt to make resolutions that all of you easthallers need to observe in the coming year. Feel free to contribute to anyone's list, including my own.

Adam...will grow some sort of sharp-looking facial hair adornment.
Alyssa...will figure out just exactly what 'walrus' means.
Angela...will not run away from Goshen just because it 'doesn't offer my major.'
Brett...will clean his room once a week, including a complete dusting and sweeping.
Emily...this is getting hard, I need help.
Mark...will actually spend regular time with his fiancee.
Martha...will not get overexcited by a flashing box, no matter how pretty.
Melisa...will bake more cookies for us.
Phil...will grow some balls and participate in some sneaky activity late at night.
Rachel...will take the high road and refuse to accept leftovers from Susie.
Steve...will not sit bolt upright in bed at every noise during the night.

Whew. It's late.