this just in! our national threat level has been raised to orange. BLOG! this is the second highest level and means that once again, it is uncomfortably likely that one of the hundreds of countries and/or millitant/political groups we've pissed off may give us a little taste of our own not-so-tasty medicine. it's times like these that we must unite as a country, pray to God that he protect his chosen country from evil-doers, and highten our sense of paranoia so that we can stop those terrorists before they ruin our holiday cheer.