oh my goodness. today i received an email from "the girls"...something about rare new movies. The mail server marked it as possible spam, but I'm just sure that it's a personal letter from "the girls" inviting me to watch naughty movies of them on spring break in Cancun. I've heard of other people having problems with junk email that makes you think that you're special so that you'll open it, but the difference here is that my unhealthily high self-esteem has me convinced that I am indeed special and that I will soon be drowning in soft-porn. wait a minute, how come "the guys" never email me?